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It can be harder than you would expect to find truly Funny Gifts for Men, but rest assured we’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Whether he’s got a dark, dirty, or vanilla sense of humor, this list has some of the goofiest gifts out there for your guy friend or significant other this season. So, take a look at these funny gifts for him, it’s ok to laugh! No one’s watching.
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While you’re here you could also check out these hilarious gifts for her, too!We’ve split these gifts into two main categories: dirty and clean. While “clean” gifts may not have the sexual inuendoes or direct sex references that dirty ones do, rest assured they may be quite dark indeed, and filthy in other ways. So just be aware, just because we call it a clean gift doesn’t mean it’s appropriate for the dinner table. In fact, it’s probably not. With that being said, let’s take a look at some great gag gifts for him:
Clean Gag Gifts for Guys
Let’s take a look at the clean gifts first and move on from there. From bathroom jokes, to just being plain absurd, these gifts are sure to make him chuckle.
Toilet Night Light
While we admit this is a funny gift, it’s also an ingenious invention that probably deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s a light and motion sensitive light that only activates at night when someone trips it through walking into the bathroom. What does this mean? Well it basically means a solution to all of your problems – no more turning on the bathroom light, no more stumbling around in the bathroom… it’s truly revolutionary.
$9.95
Billy-Bob Man Bun Visor
This is a strange gift no doubt. It’s a visor, that has a man-bun wig attached to the top of it. This is a great gift for one of two kinds of guys, the ultra-alpha male, in which case it’s just super ridiculous, or a goofy guy – in which case it’s just appropriate for his personality type. By the way, the hair is 100% polyester,so you don’t have to worry about wearing anyone else’s hair like it’s the real life Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
$13.84
Donald Talking Pen
If you know a guy who feels like the right thing to add to a room at any given moment is a little more Donald Trump…excuse me…President Trump, this is the perfect gift. Actually, come to think of it – if you’re looking for laughs, this is the perfect gift for someone who absolutely hates President Trump. Just imagine the look on their face after you give them the build up of saying “I got you a pen that I really think you’ll love and be proud to use around the office…”
$12.95
Toilet Timer
The toilet timer is an excellent gag gift because it can actually be used for a practical purpose. Sitting on the toilet for too long is really not good for your health and can cause serious problems to your backside. If you know a guy who does this, grab him one of these hour-glass type timers so that he knows how long is too long on the throne.
$14.99
The Biggest Back Scratcher
This amazing back scratcher is unmatched in its coverage and veracity in getting even the most nagging itches. It’s shaped like one of those classic green rakes that you’d buy at Home Depot, and honestly probably wouldn’t be the worst tool for brushing off your car seats or some other activity when it’s not scratching a mans back. It’s labeled “redneck” which is surely what it will give you, and I don’t think social justice warriors have figured out that word is a slur yet – so you’re in the clear.
$24.99
Romantic Toilet Paper
If you’re looking for the most romantic gift out there, you definitely are going to want to go with the “I love the Sh*t outta you” toilet paper, right? I mean things like jewelry and trips to the Bahamas assume that you still have some of the mystique of romance going on that is really only part of the early phase of love. Once you guys are comfortable enough with each other, well you’ve definitely heard them do their business, don’t act like you haven’t. This toilet paper just lets him know you still care.
$8.95 ($4.48 / 100 Sheets)
Funny Keychain
You still love him, but he’s an asshole, let’s be clear. This key chain makes sure he knows there is no doubt about that – either the you love him part, or the he’s an asshole part. Perfect! It’s a simple stainless-steel circle keychain that has the words “You’re my favorite asshole” written in it.
$10.99
Funny Coffee Mug
Some guys are arrogant as hell. Everybody knows it, they may even know it, and they don’t care. This is a great coffee mug for that guy, or maybe the guy who needs a subtle suggestion that he needs to cool it. It says, “this guy is the shit” and has an arrow pointing towards his highness.
$16.97
Humor Graphic T-Shirt
Great shirt for a somewhat nerdy guy, it has the Apple loading symbol on top of a black background and says “I’m thinking…” which is a rare state for men if you ask popular culture. I think this shirt is most appropriate for a stoner, but that’s just my humble opinion.
$12.50
Funny Apron
This is an awesome gift for men who love to cook and know they’re always doing it for everyone else. It says, rather bluntly, “I’ll feed all you f*ckers.” It’s an awesome apron to wear at an adult barbeque. Or maybe even any barbeque, kids are so soft these days, they need to toughen up some day.
$19.99
Gamer Shirt
Nobody knows a guy who is really obsessed with videogames, right? Just kidding. This is a great shirt that he can wear around the house (god forbid, don’t let him wear this to the bar.) It says, “I paused my game to be here,” and it just lets everyone in his life know that they’re not that important.
$11.99
Bad Parking Business Cards
These cards are pretty hilarious but be careful of who you give them to – you definitely want to choose a guy who has at least a little bit of subtlety, so he doesn’t end up getting gunned down by a vengeful bad parker in the Walmart parking lot. They’re little messages to leave on people’s cars to let them know how terrible they are at driving. The world needs more of this.
$11.99
Sarcastic Party Balloons
These party balloons are mean as hell, no doubt about it. They range from “Old bastard” to “worst party ever” to the relatively light and sunny “happy f*cking birthday.” This is a great party favor for a guy who is a bit of a negative Nancy, he might actually crack a smile for once when he blows one up.
$11.99 ($1.00 / Count)
Belly Bag
Fanny pack doesn’t work – neither does man purse, but somehow belly bag actually has a nice ring to it that might make the accessory more palatable to most men. This one is a great gag gift though because it actually has a printed belly on the front of it making it perfect to wear around town and make everyone uncomfortable.
$13.99
Golf Pen Set
This set of pens is actually a way to waste time at work masquerading as a set of pens. It comes with three aluminum alloy pens, which all have different colors (black, red and blue) and the end of each pen is shaped like a golf club. It comes with balls and a putting green, don’t worry.
$12.74
Funny Husband Shirt
I highly suspect the sentiment expressed on this tee shirt is not true, but we’ll run with it none the less – it’s even better if the man you buy it for knows it’s not true but has to wear it anyway. It’s a black shirt that says, “I don’t need google, my wife knows everything.” Whether its meant to be true or sarcastic, it actually works either way, and can leave the room wondering.
$19.95
Don’t Speak Coffee Mug
Many men are hopelessly addicted to caffeine. This glass coffee mug (which is pretty cool in itself, isn’t it? Glass is such an underappreciated choice in mugs) has three sentences written on the side at appropriate levels – “Don’t speak”, “hold on…” and “OK. I’m listening.”
$15.99
Desktop Punching Bag
What an awesome gift – it’s a desktop punching bag that can be inflated (don’t worry, it comes with a tool for that) and a suction cup so that it can securely attach to a desk. If your man is in a management position, he needs this on his desk, so he doesn’t catch a case. Or maybe he can just get one for the whole office, and they can take out their anger on it rather than him.
Sexy Muscle Apron
Let’s just be honest, not all guys who love to cook are in the best shape. But with this apron, they are! It’s got a picture printed so that the second he wears it, he’ll have a six pack, nice pecks, and a lot going on under the beltline if you know what I mean – perfect gag gift for men who are in shape, or need to do a little work.
$8.95
Dirty Gag Gifts for Guys
These gifts are about the birds and the bees, the things between the sheets, getting funky, getting the rocks off…you know what I mean. While these gifts are absolutely hilarious, you probably don’t want little Johnny finding them, so stay secure.
Weener Cleaner Ring
This is actually a ring of soap and therefore is immensely practical for cleaning long round sensitive parts of a guy’s body—and if you don’t know what I mean, I’m talking about penises. You’re literally guaranteed to get a laugh out of everyone in the room unless its full of clergymen, in which case they still might chuckle. I mean it’s so audacious it’s impossible not to laugh.
$12.99 ($12.99 / Count)
Naughty Anniversary Card
It’s OK to want cock – and this anniversary card gets the message across loud and clear with a quote that says, “I love your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus.” If you’ve been feeling a little tingle down under your waistline lately and want to let your man know that you’re still interested – this is the perfect anniversary card to get him. In fact, you don’t even need to give it to him on his anniversary, it’s perfect for any special occasion – like a birthday, or, say, Friday night. Trust me, he’ll put out.
Underwear with Bells
This is a mankini – you know, the kind you would expect to see at a PRIDE parade – it’s able to tuck in his junk nicely but beyond that he’s bare skin. It’s got a holiday theme and a red nosed face right where his junk is, just a bit of holiday charm to wear around the house, or to the office – nobody will know.
Pill Bottle Drink Cooler
Possibly the darkest gag gift on this list (so we had to include it on the dirty list), it’s sufficiently awesome to be hilarious. It’s a beer can holder and cooler that looks like a pill bottle, so every time he takes a sip, he looks like he’s hitting the pills hard. Perfect gift for veterans of the wars in the Middle East. JUST KIDDING! Too early?
Sex Coupons
This is the best f*cking gift ever and I mean that both ways. They’re coupons that you can give to your man, and then he can redeem them with you. Besides a stack of cash this is clearly the best gift for men on Earth. And it gives you a way of figuring out all his weird kinks without you having to ask or him having to actually say those unspeakable fantasies things out loud.
Star Wars Kama Sutra
This is a great gift for a Star Wars fanboy – or just someone who’s aware of Star Wars as a cultural icon and likes sex. The book outlines a bunch of basically impossible sexual acts that have his favorite Star Wars characters playing leading roles as models, right where they should be.
Everyone needs a little more humor in their lives these days, don’t they? But it’s so easy to get distracted and to sideline the funny side of life for day to day responsibilities – these funny gifts for men are the perfect way to bring the light back into life. You can understand why a guy is always walking around with a scowl on his face, because things are just so monotonous in the modern era it’s enough to make a guy go crazy. So, grab a funny gag gift for him, wrap it up, and be sure to ask him when you hand it over – “why so serious?”
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